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Why so long in the face, leave that F&%*$ to the horses.


Now, C'mon Timberpups fans who say they are all jumping ship. Lets not go all "Titanic" and yelling ridiculous things like, "OMG! There's an Shaberg in the water!" and "Wow, we are going to hit the Shaberg! WTF is Captain Flip, drunk?!"

While these are all likely scenarios (And I guarantee more then 4), if a movie were to be made about last night's draft efforts, I'd more liken it to the absolutely hilarious "Step-Brothers" featuring Derrick "I Think I can Fly, Ooop, No I can't" Williams, and Sha"WTF Were we Thinking" Muhammad. And Just like in the movie, they are lazy no good, video game playing, nut-sack on the drum-set scoundrels. But Then something clicks. And they grow up, a little, enough to hold a gd job... and just like Woody Harrelson searching for the Twinkie in "Zombieland" It is such sweet satisfaction when It finally happens.

Hey, I'm Still All In.

After all, what other team can you blame for using a sick day at work on? Shajunk could be a role player in a draft full of role players. Go figure. Pek is sitting around, and if the Pups dont re-sign him… There might be a flaming bags of poo pandemic breaking out in your local Flip area. But you never lose your love for a team. No matter how much it feels like your team is a REALLY ugly dominatrix, who for some god awful reason, you keep on paying and paying to see anyway. We have faith in Rubio. Pek is a monster, and Mr. Love, please stay the Flynn away from knuckle-pushups. Other then that, i’ll be running with the Wolves for life, or until they cause me to die because of hypertension. Go Wolves. Now I need an afternoon drink.

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