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I Have Some Things To Say As We Wait For The Game On Saturday

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At some point, I'll mention Nikola Pekovic. Just thought I'd warn you.

Nikola Pekovic I wanted to start this post with information that is useful to everyone: Egon's Big Twinkie. There you go. And here's what I have to say about the game on Saturday:

Okay, Sacramento. Here's the thing. I don't hate you. I don't even dislike you. In fact, there have been many reasons for me to be in your camp.

  1. You have a long, unsung history. Just like my team. (but like forty years longer and in about sixteen locations before they got to you . . . but I digress!)

  2. Rick Adelman was your coach for a long time. Rick Adelman is my favorite coach in that time span, with Gregggggg Popovich being his only competition. And Pop(ggggg) had (multiple) awesome players all the time, while Rattle-Man (I just made that up) only had awesome players sometimes.

  3. The NBA fucked the Kings out of a series win against the motherfucking Lakers!

  4. Webber was cool Nikola Pekovic.

  5. Stojakovic was cool.

  6. pookey and casey and other good embassadors.

  7. Pek making Cousins cry always amuses me.

  8. I want Derrick Williams to succeed.

  9. I like some of their players.

Reasons I root against the Kings:

  1. They compete for playoff spots with my Wolves.

  2. Even though it's a small(?) market, those of us in the flyover states can look at you as elitists.

  3. Division rival: kill them.

  4. Seriously. I hope he gets it together, but DeMarcus Cousins is a complete shit-head. Love you, Boogie! Stop being an idiot!

Also, I'm going to the game on Saturday. I'll be hanging with Boss10, who, as you all know, is one of the most badass posters on CH. I'll probably be meeting YoLeo and dropstep.
Hey, I'll be leaving fucking Minnesota. What else do you want?
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