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Kevin Love Nicknames

I don't know about you guys, but I'm getting pretty sick of everyone saying Kevin Durant needs a nickname when he a) already has a good one in Durantula and b) doesn't like the even-better one, The Slim Reaper. Meanwhiile, Kevin Love has only K-Love for a nickname and nobody seems to care. Submitted for your approval is my quick brainstorm of possible Kevin Love nicknames:

Threebound

Big Vanilla

The White Knight

The White Castle

The White Elephant

The Caucasian Sensation

Shaqlemore

Knuckle Pushups

American Hustle

American Gangster

An American Tail: Fievel Goes Western Conference

Unseld Reborn

The Screwin' Bruin

Nephew Of A Beach Boy

The Hero from Lake Oswego

The Outlet Mall

Universal Outlet Adapter

The Technically Sound Mound of Rebound

Better Than Jordan (DeAndre)

Tough Love

Eat Trey Love

Punch-Dunk Love

Love Makes The World Go Rebound

(Re)Bound 2 - "Rebound 2 Fall in Love - uh huh honey"

Kevin-Sent

Kevin-ly

Ooooo, Kevin is A Place On Earth

The Boxout Boy

He Who Makes The Most With His Limited Natural Ability

The Meaning of Life (#42)

The Artist formerly known as a Minnesota Timberwolf

The Mailman