I don't know about you guys, but I'm getting pretty sick of everyone saying Kevin Durant needs a nickname when he a) already has a good one in Durantula and b) doesn't like the even-better one, The Slim Reaper. Meanwhiile, Kevin Love has only K-Love for a nickname and nobody seems to care. Submitted for your approval is my quick brainstorm of possible Kevin Love nicknames:
Threebound
Big Vanilla
The White Knight
The White Castle
The White Elephant
The Caucasian Sensation
Shaqlemore
Knuckle Pushups
American Hustle
American Gangster
An American Tail: Fievel Goes Western Conference
Unseld Reborn
The Screwin' Bruin
Nephew Of A Beach Boy
The Hero from Lake Oswego
The Outlet Mall
Universal Outlet Adapter
The Technically Sound Mound of Rebound
Better Than Jordan (DeAndre)
Tough Love
Eat Trey Love
Punch-Dunk Love
Love Makes The World Go Rebound
(Re)Bound 2 - "Rebound 2 Fall in Love - uh huh honey"
Kevin-Sent
Kevin-ly
Ooooo, Kevin is A Place On Earth
The Boxout Boy
He Who Makes The Most With His Limited Natural Ability
The Meaning of Life (#42)
The Artist formerly known as a Minnesota Timberwolf
The Mailman