TMiss here. Still on Canis Hiatus but — and it's embarrassing to admit that I saw this because that means admitting that I go to Bleacher Report once in a while but I swear it's only for the pictures — I just checked out Bleacher Report to see what they had on Adelman retiring and there in living color was a video of Jerry Zgoda. At least I assume it was in color. I don't know because even if I had unlimited bandwidth I couldn't imagine using any of it up to watch Zgoda say stuff I wouldn't read if he wrote it down.
So yeah, kind of a goatse post. Nothing else to say, but having been mooned by a Zgoda appearance at BR I just felt the need to share. It's not like I'm making you click that link, you know. And anyone who does and then leaves a comment should definitely use the spoilers formatting because goatse. (And yes, by now I'm sure some impressionable middle schooler reading this has googled goatse and will never be quite right in the head ever again. Which is how middle schoolers should be, imho.)
Zgoda, goatse . . . did I leave anything out? Nah, I think that covers it.