Crowdsourced Game Reviews

Community based game reviews of the greatest Wolf-based professional basketball team in the universe.

Not Enough Love: A Game Recap

We were all surprised and elated to see Kevin Love in the lineup moments prior to the game, and with the addition of JJ Barea and Nikola Pekovic, it seemed like the Wolves were headed for a win....


Dallas Game Recap: The Walking Dead

For many years, I've passively watched the Mavericks from afar. I enjoyed the stylings of Dirk Nowitzki and his clumsy, one-footed turnaround jumper, the rantings of Mark Cuban's syphilitic brain,...


Nic's Visit to Dallas

A quick excerpt from Pekovic's personal journal: Dear Me,Land in Dallas today. They say "everything bigger in Texas". This makes me angry because I bigger than everything! Will challenge...


A Bulls-Dozer - MIN vs CHI Recap

Stray observations while attempting to stay awake during the T-Wolves vs. Bulls war of attrition. Derrick Williams- 0/10 FG, 6 Reb, 0 Ast Everyone who says relax, stay calm, let Andrei mentor...


Game Recap: Newly surfaced epic poem by Homer titled "The Steamer"

Associated Press: Researchers at the University of Athens have announced that they’ve recently uncovered a new epic poem by Homer. Though the whole text has yet to be released, scholars have...

Famous Wolves fan Jorge Luis Borges watches a game


Famous Wolves fan Jorge Luis Borges watches the Wolves play the Toronto Raptors. He writes things down. Sometimes more poorly than you would expect a famous dead author to do.


Pain, Sadness, and a Concussion (Toronto Recap)

It was one of those nights... Buffalo Chicken Grilled Cheese Sandwich via Ingredients 1/4 cup cooked shredded chicken, warm 1 tablespoon hot sauce 1/2 tablespoon mayo...


Wolves-Kings game wrap: one down, eighty-one to go

I'd like to spend a little more time on this but the game thread is rapidly approaching critical mass and family will soon be demanding my attention, so here goes. Box Score, for those so...

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