In an article entitled "4 Ways Horse Meat Proves a Zombie Apocalypse Can Happen," Josh Hruby proposes this idea: "So, terrible food bought from less-than-reputable places (at least from a food service standpoint) can easily carry some kind of pathogen and go undetected. Let's say Banana Sandwich, our crazy employee from the previous entry, inserts the G-virus into some horse meat and sends it out the door." Suspicious, is it not?

Its a little pathetic.

Original photos, with accompanying article, chronicling Alexey Shved’s appearance at a Maple Grove business opening ceremony on Saturday.

"The doctor said I can go into the next phase, which is a lot of contact work," Budinger said after the Wolves' shootaround. "What I can do is start playing one on one with the coaches and do some two-on-two stuff. Hopefully, (Wolves forward) Kevin (Love) will get cleared and we can start working out together and do some two-on-two stuff." Budinger will participate in his first workout with assistant coach Shawn Respert before the Wolves' game Tuesday night against San Antonio at Target Center. Budinger remained uncertain when he might be able to play. Including Tuesday's game, the Wolves (21-39) have 12 games in 18 days, which will limit the team's practice schedule. Budinger said the Wolves have only two formal practices scheduled over the next two weeks. "Those are the two days I'm going to have to really get after it," Budinger said. -Pinoneer Press

On Pek.... The aura about him is that he’s big and scary, the classic Eastern bloc guy that you don’t mess with, but he’s a really nice guy to be around. But we try to use his size and the fact that people are afraid of him to our advantage. We joke about his image all the time. Whenever he scores, they show that picture where Pek has the red rose in his hand, and they play the theme from The Godfather. He’s just very well liked around here.

Go watch this video now. I have nothing else to add.

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