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Former Tag Lines:

  • In desperate need of an epic dose of basketball Viagra
  • Your source of radical left wing politics cleverly disguised as basketball fandom
  • Palin-Free since before statehood
  • Despairy Home Companion
  • The world's leading exporter of small area quickness
  • Sorry…I have no idea who is Joe Mauer
  • Home of the Peja deep douche
  • Vote McGrady!
  • Bork, bork, bork, bork, bork
  • Wir Sind Darko
  • Weird, unhealthy Darko mania
  • les goûts et les couleurs ne se discutent pas
  • Basketball success makes character issues forgivable
  • Building the Boogie Bandwagon
  • Building the Dream....One Power Forward At A Time
  • Kids, Puppy Dogs, And Long Walks In The Park
  • SWITCH THE FLIP!!!
  • Team Red Pill.
  • December is Bunny Month. Survive it with insincerity and Merle Haggard.
  • Like having a really good seat at a beheading.
  • We've got to have rules and obey them. After all, we're not savages. We're Wolves fans, and Wolves fans are best at everything.
  • Getting Real Mythological
  • Trapped in Punxsawawney
  • BIIYYYOOOMMMBOOOOOOO!!!
  • Estoy llevando mi talento a Minnesota
  • Where sharks do battle with giant eagles
  • You don’t put a saddle and reins on a magical unicorn, you bareback it and put faith in nature
  • Toeing the line between nerd and loser
  • If Theo Ratliff’s Expiring Contract could see us now...
  • Forget it, Jake. It's Timberwolves.
  • Significant value on premium products.
  • Success through failure

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