Minnesota Timberwolves Active Roster

	#	Pos.	DOB	W	H	College
J.J. Barea	11	G	6.26.84	175	6-0	Northeastern
Michael Beasley	8	F	1.9.89	235	6-10	Kansas State
Wayne Ellington	22	G	11.29.87	200	6-4	North Carolina
Wesley Johnson	4	F	7.11.87	215	6-7	Syracuse
Malcolm Lee	3	G	5.22.90	200	6-5	U-C-L-A
Kevin Love	42	F	9.7.88	260	6-10	U-C-L-A
Darko Milicic	31	C	6.20.85	275	7-0	None
Brad Miller	52	C	4.12.76	261	7-0	Purdue
Nikola Pekovic	14	C	1.3.86	290	6-11	None
Anthony Randolph	15	F	7.15.89	225	6-11	L-S-U
Luke Ridnour	13	G	2.13.81	175	6-2	Oregon
Ricky Rubio	9	G	10.21.90	180	6-4	Spain National
Anthony Tolliver	44	F	6.1.85	240	6-8	Creighton
Martell Webster	5	F	12.4.86	230	6-7	None
Derrick Williams	7	F	5.25.91	241	6-8	Arizona

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Your source of radical left wing politics cleverly disguised as basketball fandom
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Despairy Home Companion
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Sorry…I have no idea who is Joe Mauer
Home of the Peja deep douche
Vote McGrady!
Bork, bork, bork, bork, bork
Wir Sind Darko
Weird, unhealthy Darko mania
les goûts et les couleurs ne se discutent pas
Basketball success makes character issues forgivable
Building the Boogie Bandwagon
Building the Dream....One Power Forward At A Time
Kids, Puppy Dogs, And Long Walks In The Park
SWITCH THE FLIP!!!
Team Red Pill.
December is Bunny Month. Survive it with insincerity and Merle Haggard.
Like having a really good seat at a beheading.
We've got to have rules and obey them. After all, we're not savages. We're Wolves fans, and Wolves fans are best at everything.
Getting Real Mythological
Trapped in Punxsawawney
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Estoy llevando mi talento a Minnesota
Where sharks do battle with giant eagles
You don’t put a saddle and reins on a magical unicorn, you bareback it and put faith in nature
Toeing the line between nerd and loser