papa glen Stories - Canis Hoopus
Initial Reaction Thread
I thought David Kahn said all of the right things while Papa Glen Taylor came off grumpy, defensive, and like a guy who filled an position with a process better suited for a Carlson Craft IT Manager than an NBA VP of Basketball Operations. Wyn will have a write up of the event later on today, but...
Glen Taylor for Sameness
Papa Glen has his own campaign poster for the potential David Kahn hire:
Word of the Day: Kahned
We here at Hoopus have submitted a new word to the Urban Dictionary. If it is accepted, this is what you will see: Kahned (knd), tr.v. The act of being disappointed after anticipating something new and fantastic and instead ending up with some retread failure who is presented to you as...
You never know where zombies might attack
Wow, add this one to the Utah stack as a surprising, hard fought, late season win. While you can never really be sure what in the hell Don Nelson has going on late in the season with a terrible squad (the last time the Wolves played the Warriors, Nelly was experimenting with sitting his vets...
Lesson Learned
McHale to his starters: "Your efforts have landed you on the bench." McHale to the fans: "My efforts have filled an entire team with bench players." Papa Glen to McHale: "You're fired." OK, I made up that last one but what more do fans need to see that McHale and this franchise can no...
Not worth a game wrap
The only notable thing to talk about at this point in the season is that it seems like a jolting slap to the face every time Papa Glen's voice comes on the TV or radio telling us remaining fans that we should pony up some cash to watch a team that won't quit. Don't get me wrong, I think Glen is...
Dear Mike: 15 shots/game or the kitten gets it
Mike, it's called blackmail. It was invented a long time ago. Perhaps you've heard of it. With Randy Foye out for what will probably be a decent little stretch of games, it is time for you to give up your Magic Johnson Dreams and...actually, with Foye on the bench with a nasty ankle roll,...
Rapidly approaching the cliff
At 4-21 Our Beloved Puppies Zombies are playing .160 ball. If they continue on this pace they will end the season with a 13-69 record, good for the worst record in team history. I seriously doubt that they will meet this putrid mark. As bad as they are, the dog days of the NBA should be filled...
How low can they go?
First of all, how fun would it be to be a Cavs fan right now? To be able to watch an athlete as good as LeBron James each time your team takes the court...well, I now know what Vikings fans are talking about with Adrian Peterson. If there was a single game that was worth every penny of your...
The Godfather Option
There are only three teams in the NBA that I just straight-up do not like: the Lakers, the Blazers, and the Nuggets. LA stole our championships, the Blazers stole our luck, and the Nuggets...well, they just plain suck. I hate the baby blue, I can't stand watery Colorado beer, Chris Andersen...
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