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Game Thread: Get the man some baby powder

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The Cleveland LeBrons are coming to town!!! The Cleveland LeBrons are coming to town. Will Minny fans be treated to the Nike Baby Powder Special? Why is this faux-iconic image being shoved down basketball fans' throats? Doesn't anyone remember a certain number 21 and the powder splash? When will we here in Minnesota make it back above 10 degrees?

Sorry, I can't really think of anything better to say about tonight's game. I suspect it will be ugly. The LeBrons are really, really, really good. Here is what I would like to see out of the Wolves: 98-100 pace factor, 28 FTA, +4 OReb, TO parity, and 45% shooting. These aren't out-of-the-world goals. I would like to see some plays run for K-Love that put him on the high post or pair him for a pick and pop with either Randy Foye or Kevin Ollie. I don't want to see Brian Cardinal. I want to see some 4 out/1 in sets. I want Mike Miller to force a three.

For the LeBrons' perspective on tonight's festivities, please check out our sister site, Fear the Sword.

Tonight's game thread side-topic is bad TV series. My two nominees are Fish Police and Manimal. What say you?