It has been reported that one of the stumbling blocks in the negotiations between the Wolves and David Kahn could be that his wife might not want to live in Minnesota because she has a good thing going in Portland.
With that in mind, we contacted Ms. Pretty Puss, the Kahn family cat, and we feel it is our duty to relay the above information to her owners.
Please, please stay in Portland. Make a fuss.
UPDATE: Ms. Pretty Puss has managed to release her own campaign poster: