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OK, first of all, the Wolves won because they shot the hell out of the ball and the Cavs are a God-awful basketball team. 

The point of tonight's game wrap is to tell Cavs fans "we know that look in your eye".  We know what it feels like when a Hall of Fame player goes away and there is nothing left in his wake.  In light of not really having a game wrap to write about, here are a few pointers for Cavs fans in a LeBron-less world:

 

  • Find yourself a Death Match.  It doesn't matter if the players are good or part of a long-term plan, find yourself two players that don't fit together and go at them mercilessly. We started with Randy Foye and Rashad McCants.  Of course, it also helps to have a GM that doesn't know how to draft, but you can only hope for the best. 
  • Make fun of Ryan Hollins.  Hell, it worked (is working?) for us? 
  • Hire David Kahn. 
  • Wait for draft picks. 
  • Study the games of Perry Jones and Harrison Barnes
  • Get used to Blueprints, Blueprints 2.0, Blueprints 2.1, Blueprints 2.2, etc
  • Have a sense of humor
  • Hope that your local TV carrier carries all of your favorite teams' most exciting moments. 
  • Gear your blog around draft picks and hope for tomorrow. 
That's pretty much it.  Enjoy, wash, rinse, repeat, and hope that you can make it through a couple of reclamation projects and....well, there is no way you're making up for a LeBron or KG so take it all in stride and don't get angry.  It will all work out in the end.  

Survive.