Justify your handle*

Tim Allen? Cynical Jason? Poor Dick?

How in the world did CH posters decide on screen IDs like these? (On second thought, don't answer that, PD)

It's an off day and I'm overcaffeinated. Therefore, you are hereby invited, gentle CH reader, to explain the derivation of your screen ID.

Also, you get bonus points for explaining someone else's handle (i.e. "Stop N Pop"= Terrell Brandon, right?)

* with apologies to The Onion