clock menu more-arrow no yes

Filed under:

What The Rest Of The Wolves Are Doing For The All-Star Break

New, comments
Presswire

Kevin Love, Ricky Rubio, and Derrick Williams are all headed to Orlando for the All-Star Weekend festivities - but the rest of the team gets some time off. This got us wondering - what does the rest of the team have planned for the weekend? After the jump, here's our prediction:

  • J.J. Barea: Has a one-week-old son, so probably wishing he could be back in the middle of a roaring stadium so he can have some peace and quiet for once.
  • Anthony Randolph: Putting on a nice suit, getting together with a group of friends, going out for the evening, and then out of force of habit just sitting on the edge of the floor all night.
  • Michael Beasley: Locked in a battle of wits with a lava lamp.
  • Nikola Pekovic: Headbutting a wall that "looked at him funny."
  • Martell Webster: Starting to help an old lady across the street, panicking, then pushing her into oncoming traffic while fleeing for the curb.
  • Brad Miller: Visiting all parts of his vertically integrated headband supply chain.
  • Darko Milicic: Going home, unplugging his phone, and sitting quietly in the very center of a dark room, waiting for Monday when he has to come out and deal with all of us idiots again.
  • Malcolm Lee: Trying, and failing, to find a better place to stay in Sioux Falls than the Motel 6.
  • Anthony Tolliver: Running the numbers and discovering that Jeremy Lin wearing his clothing company's gear means that Tolliver can retire tomorrow.
  • Wes Johnson: Getting banned from eight different grocery stores for repeatedly dropping and breaking merchandise.
  • Luke Ridnour: Drum circle. Just feelin' the beat, man.
  • Wayne Ellington: Calling his agent to find out if he's still on the team or not.