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Game # Ugh: On The Road To Ugh (Wolves V. Rockets)

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Make it stop. Please, just make it stop.

This guy.
This guy.
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There are 46 more games to go. They're not even half way through this thing. Hooray?

Tonight's opponent is, as always, functioning body parts. Hopefully the hometown 15 14 13 12 11 10 9 8 7 will be able to patch things together enough to keep things interesting so David Kahn doesn't have to go out and sign this guy:

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Tonight the team will be auditioning players at halftime.

Maybe we should start treating Timberwolves players like Gizmos. Do not expose them to bright light, don't get them wet, keep them away from pointy objects, make sure they are in a sealed and humidity-controlled environment...and so on and so forth.

Tonight's team will feature training camp invite Chris Johnson and Euro import Michael Gelabale, who have both been signed to guaranteed knee destruction 10 day contracts so that the Wolves can field a starting lineup.

The team has also announced that it has changed its motto from "United We Run" to "Not In The Face."

Our blogging buddies for the day are over at The Dream Shake.

NOT IN THE FACE!!!