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Wolves V. Rockets: First Half Thread

What's left of the Minnesota Timberwolves takes on the Houston Rockets. This is your first half thread

Hopefully this will all end well. I will not be able to catch tonight's game as I will be over in St. Paul catching the Minnesota Roller Girls bout. We need to build the Roller Girls a stadium! It will help grow the economy. (Insert more insane arguments for taxpayer funded stadiums here.)

Anywho, I don't want to read any tweets about Timberwolves players' legs falling off during tonight's roller derby action. I don't want to think about how we've gone from being excited about Kevin Love, Ricky Rubio, AK, Pek, Shved, Bud, Roy, Barea, and Ridnour to having to sign 2 guys to 10 day contracts to simply field a game day lineup.

Knuckle pushups. That needs to be a verb. As in, "You really knuckle pushuped that one, bub."

Come on, internetz. Make it happen.