NORTHEAST, MINNEAPOLIS — A roller coaster season of emotions has taken its toll on the rightfully impatient passengers.
Nobody wants to drink warm milk in a hot phone booth anymore, except that’s exactly the uncomfortable position we’re currently in. There’s only one drink on the menu.
Yes, that’s marrying two different scenes from Anchorman as a lede that might not make sense. I guess that’s what we’re serving at Denny’s in Bloomington* tonight.
*Official Canis Headquarters
This is Eric in Madison.
John, are you okay?
Pacers punted us out of the playoffsssssuhhhhh [inaudible] ugh!
The man that loved the dunkzzzzz uuuhhhargggaahh!
What did the bad player do?
No more dunkzzzzzz on the centersss uuhhhhhggggahhhh!
Where’ssss the Denny’sssssss corp. card!
They took Wiggins out of the game!?
Bogdanoviccccc with jumperrrrrrzzz
and he kept draining them againnnnnnn again againzz
Someone couldn’t guard him?
Let me say something.
Let me say someeeeeething.
[Inaudible screams about pick-and-roll defense, turnovers, and horrible shot selection]
I... I don’t... I didn’t... understand one word you said about the game.
John, are you okay?
Where are you?
I’m in a glass case of Wolfmotionzzzz!
Wolves tumbled again on the road, fighting admirably most of the night before losing control late. KAT was sensational again, putting up 23 points, 7 rebounds, and two dimes in the first quarter in Indy. He continued to dominate throughout the game, balling at such a ridiculously high level as an unstoppable offensive force. That was the highest scoring quarter of Towns’ career. But of course, his 42/17 wasn’t enough.
Post All-Star KAT is on a tear pic.twitter.com/7uAh66z3wy— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) March 1, 2019
WOLVES BOX SCORE
Bojan Bogdanovic (37/6/4) was unguardable for the Pacers. The point guards Darren Collison (8/9/7) and Cory Joseph (8/12/5) shred the Wolves, who fought hard on the back-to-back (Pacers were also on the b2b flying from Dallas) but once again faltered in crunch time. My son T.J. Leaf had 18 points.
PACERS BOX SCORE
Twitter can write the rest of the story...
Please send me your tweet recaps. I will post them on @canishoopus *unless they are terrible*— John Meyer (@thedailywolf) March 1, 2019
Karl-Anthony Towns needs help— Jence Carter (@Tyus_Jones_Stan) March 1, 2019
how many ping pong balls will we have...— Ben W (@mntwins020733) March 1, 2019
also what does a MAX contract player get you in a trade, just asking for a friend?
The Daily Wolf should've taken a bath as well.— Josh Braaten (@JoshBraaten) March 1, 2019
Took a quick shower and the Wolves went on a 14-0 run. Should I go jump back in the shower? Willing to do whatever it takes.— John Meyer (@thedailywolf) March 1, 2019
Rose and Wiggins being on this team next year would be a failure of management— TS (@saudagg18) March 1, 2019
I actually got in two arguments where I was advocating trading for John Wall.— rams fan for a night (@gorsk4023) March 1, 2019
Ryan is coaching for his HC career. Ryan wants to win badly. Every game should be a play off game for him.— haugennd (@HaugenND) March 1, 2019
And yet he is going to die on wiggins island.
Free throws bugs the team.— Jaydee Robert Laurio (@dyeeydii) March 1, 2019
We're facing the same problems since a few games back.
Wiggins needs to know which is a quality shot or not.
Teague got overwhelmed after being back
Kat becomming big KAT again!