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It’s time to submit your official season predictions!

Well. After a surprisingly optimistic outlook on the Timberwolves by the Canis Hoopus hivemind, preseason reared it’s ugly head and we are no longer the offseason kings. However the Wolves are still 0-0 in the standings! How do you think this season will play out?

Enter: Canis Pulsus Vol. 3

For those of you who have been ignoring this series (for good reason, no offence taken) — Canis Pulsus is designed to give our Canis Hoopus community a published voice.

A pulse, if you will.

We all know that if CH occupied all seats of the Minnesota Timberwolves front office, we would be celebrating our 30th consecutive championship this year. So now is your time to be the NBA media. From the the Wolves record, to predictions on the rest of the league, to hot takes, we want to hear from you.

It’s a simple concept, really. Just submit your vote as honestly or sarcastically as you would like. All individual submissions will remain anonymous so no one will know if you were the one voter who voted Justin Patton as MVP of the league. Once the polls close, the results as a whole will be published on Canis Hoopus and (in theory) be submitted to Adam Silver.

Canis Pulsus Vol. 1 - NBA Draft Edition

Canis Pulsus Vol. 2 - Offseason Edition


Canis Pulsus Vol. 3 - Season Prediction Edition

Vote link: https://forms.gle/2L9Naa7nnogYDhWa7

*Voting ends Sunday, 12/20*

  1. What record to you think the Timberwolves will finish the season with?
  2. Will the Timberwolves make the playoffs?
  3. The MVP of the Timberwolves will be...
  4. The best defender on the Timberwolves will be...
  5. The best locker room guy on the Timberwolves will be...
  6. The player on the Timberwolves who will impress the most is...
  7. Now that season is about to begin, my feelings on the direction of the Timberwolves are...
  8. My hottest Timberwolves season take/prediction is...
  9. Will the NBA season will finish on time and as planned, regardless of the COVID-19 pandemic?
  10. The Coach of the Year will be...
  11. The Most Improved Player will be...
  12. The Sixth Man of the Year will be...
  13. The Defensive Player of the Year will be...
  14. The Most Valuable Player will be...
  15. The 2020-2021 Eastern Conference winners will be...
  16. The 2020-2021 Western Conference winners will be...
  17. The 2020-2021 NBA champions will be...
  18. The NBA’s next team turmoil will be...
  19. The NBA’s next team turnaround will be...
  20. My hottest NBA season take/prediction is...