Canis Pulsus

Canis Pulsus - Vol. 3

It’s time to submit your official season predictions!

By Leo Sun@Y0Leo Dec 18, 2020, 10:16am CST

Well. After a surprisingly optimistic outlook on the Timberwolves by the Canis Hoopus hivemind, preseason reared it’s ugly head and we are no longer the offseason kings. However the Wolves are still 0-0 in the standings! How do you think this season will play out?

Enter: Canis Pulsus Vol. 3

For those of you who have been ignoring this series (for good reason, no offence taken) — Canis Pulsus is designed to give our Canis Hoopus community a published voice.

A pulse, if you will.

We all know that if CH occupied all seats of the Minnesota Timberwolves front office, we would be celebrating our 30th consecutive championship this year. So now is your time to be the NBA media. From the the Wolves record, to predictions on the rest of the league, to hot takes, we want to hear from you.

It’s a simple concept, really. Just submit your vote as honestly or sarcastically as you would like. All individual submissions will remain anonymous so no one will know if you were the one voter who voted Justin Patton as MVP of the league. Once the polls close, the results as a whole will be published on Canis Hoopus and (in theory) be submitted to Adam Silver.

Canis Pulsus Vol. 1 - NBA Draft Edition

Canis Pulsus Vol. 2 - Offseason Edition