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Canis Pulsus - Vol. 7

We return for our 3rd quarter progress reports.

It’s been a minute. I missed you.

Now take a peek at Canis Pulsus Vol. 7.

For those of you who have been ignoring this series (for good reason, no offence taken) — Canis Pulsus is designed to give our Canis Hoopus community a published voice.

A pulse, if you will.

We all know that if CH occupied all seats of the Minnesota Timberwolves front office, we would be celebrating our 30th consecutive championship this year. So now is your time to be the teacher/professor/my mom. How would you grade the performances of each member of the Minnesota Timberwolves?

It’s a simple concept, really. Just submit your grades as honestly or sarcastically as you would like. All individual submissions will remain anonymous so no one will know if you were the one voter who gave Jarrett Culver an A+. Once the survey closes, the results as a whole will be published on Canis Hoopus and (in theory) be snail mailed to everyone’s parents.

Canis Pulsus Vol. 1 - NBA Draft Edition Results

Canis Pulsus Vol. 2 - Offseason Edition Results

Canis Pulsus Vol. 3 - Season Prediction Edition Results

Canis Pulsus Vol. 4 - Quarterly Report Results

Canis Pulsus Vol. 5 - Coaching Change Edition Results

Canis Pulsus Vol. 6 - First Semester Grades

Canis Pulsus Vol. 7 - 3rd Quarter Report

Vote link:

*Voting ends Wednesday, 4/23*

  1. Grade each player’s performance so far this season (Cumulative grade).
  2. Grade the coaching staff and front office’s performance this season.
  3. Grade Glen Taylor.
  4. What do you hope the Timberwolves achieve in the remaining quarter of the season the MOST?
  5. Will the Timberwolves make the playoffs?
  6. With 3/4 of the season over, my feelings on the direction of the Timberwolves are...

Thanks to everyone for participating and have a great weekend!