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The Wolves season isn’t over until grades are out.
Let’s end this madness with Canis Pulsus Vol. 9.
For those of you who have been ignoring this series (for good reason, no offence taken) — Canis Pulsus is designed to give our Canis Hoopus community a published voice.
A pulse, if you will.
We all know that if CH occupied all seats of the Minnesota Timberwolves front office, we would be celebrating our 30th consecutive championship this year. So now is your time to play the media who hands out awards. What are the final grades for each member of the Minnesota Timberwolves organization?
It’s a simple concept, really. Just submit your grades as honestly or sarcastically as you would like. All individual submissions will remain anonymous so no one will know if you were the one voter who didn’t think Jaden McDaniels was the MVP. Once the survey closes, the results as a whole will be published on Canis Hoopus and (in theory) be snail mailed to everyone’s parents.
Canis Pulsus Vol. 9 - Final Grades & Team Awards
Vote link: https://forms.gle/phggtwwvccrbRrkS6
*Voting ends Wednesday, 5/26*
- Grade each player’s performance this season.
- Grade the coaching staff and front office’s performance this season.
- Grade Glen Taylor.
- The MVP of the Wolves was...
- The DPOY of the Wolves was...
- The 6MOY of the Wolves was...
- The MIP of the Wolves was...
- The ROY of the Wolves was...
- Your All-Timberwolves 1st Team would include...
- The best locker room presence was...
- The player who impressed the most was...
- Who was your favorite player on the roster?
- Will the Timberwolves make the playoffs next year?
- Heading into the offseason, my feelings on the direction of the Timberwolves are...