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Canis Pulsus - Vol. XI: Ben Simmons Edition

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What time does Big Ben show? What do you see?

Is it time? Have Big Ben’s arms struck Minnes-o’clock yet? If not, then I do know what time it is.

It’s time for Canis Pulsus Vol. XI.

Canis Pulsus is designed to give our Canis Hoopus community a published voice.

A pulse, if you will.

We all know that if CH occupied all seats of the Minnesota Timberwolves front office, we would be preparing to win our 32nd consecutive championship right now. So now is your time to play General Manager and engineer this Ben Simmons trade for the Timberwolves.

It’s a simple concept, really. Just submit your opinions as honestly or sarcastically as you would like. All individual submissions will remain anonymous so no one will know if you were the one voter who wanted to trade Nathan Knight for Simmons. Once the survey closes, the results as a whole will be published on Canis Hoopus and (in theory) be sent to Gersson Rosas for review.


Canis Pulsus Vol. XI - Ben Simmons Edition

Vote link: https://forms.gle/Fej2Qdz25p9G9KX5A

*Voting ends Tuesday, 9/7*

  1. How much do you want the Timberwolves to trade for Ben Simmons?
  2. What’s the highest realistic price would you pay for Ben Simmons?
  3. Depending on the outgoing trade, what would your ideal starting lineup be?
  4. What nickname should we call Ben Simmons?
  5. If the Timberwolves acquire Ben Simmons, how will the Timberwolves season finish?
  6. Based on the current roster, will the Timberwolves make the playoffs next season?
  7. Based on the current roster, my feelings on the direction of the Timberwolves are...

Canis Pulsus Vol. 1 - NBA Draft Edition Results

Canis Pulsus Vol. 2 - Offseason Edition Results

Canis Pulsus Vol. 3 - Season Prediction Edition Results

Canis Pulsus Vol. 4 - Quarterly Report Results

Canis Pulsus Vol. 5 - Coaching Change Edition Results

Canis Pulsus Vol. 6 - First Semester Grades

Canis Pulsus Vol. 7 - 3rd Quarter Report

Canis Pulsus Vol. 8 - Hoopus Awards

Canis Pulsus Vol. 9 - Final Grades and Awards

Canis Pulsus Vol. X - 2021 NBA Draft & Free Agency Edition