Canis Pulsus - Vol. 21: 2022-23 Season Predictions


We’re back! Pre-season is just around the corner and before we get a real-time look at what each of the 30 NBA teams have been cooking this offseason, Canis Hoopus wants to hear from you all. Welcome to Canis Pulsus Vol. 21! For those of you who have been ignoring this series (for good reason, no offence taken) — Canis Pulsus is designed to give our Canis Hoopus community a published voice. A pulse, if you will. We all know that if CH occupied all seats of the Minnesota Timberwolves front office, we would be celebrating our 34th consecutive championship this year. So now is your time to be the NBA media. From the the Wolves record, to predictions on the rest of the league, to hot takes, we want to hear from you. It’s a simple concept, really. Just submit your vote as honestly or sarcastically as you would like. All individual submissions will remain anonymous so no one will know if you were the one voter who voted Luka Garza as MVP of the league. Once the polls close, the results as a whole will be published on Canis Hoopus and (in theory) be submitted to Adam Silver.