Oh, hello there! Right on time, just as I expected. Welcome back to Hotel Pain where your check-in time is always 30 minutes before every Minnesota Timberwolves game and checkout time is never. No matter big they win or how embarrassingly they lose, we’re always looking forward to your visit.
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Wolves HC Chris Finch says Austin Rivers (hip) is a game-time decision tonight.— Jack Borman (@jrborman13) October 26, 2022
Rivers was upgraded to questionable this afternoon after partaking in shootaround.
Greg Popovich says both Devin Vassell and Josh Primo are out tonight against the Timberwolves.— Dane Moore (@DaneMooreNBA) October 26, 2022
What To Watch
- There’s nowhere to go but up after Monday’s performance, right? (Don’t answer that) The defense that drew boo’s from the home crowd was the worst that we’ve seen in a long time, and that’s saying something as Timberwolves fans. Coach Finch’s team was a mess whether they were in drop, switch, high wall, zone,
Cold War,but most particularly in transition. Whether I want to or not, I’ll be tuning in to see if the Spurs can succeed by simply spamming the turbo button after a Wolves make or miss.
- Things weren’t much better on the offensive end of the court. In John Meyer’s detailed Film Session piece, he did a great job breaking down the turnovers that the Wolves committed on Monday. The lack of purpose in some of these passes (and screens) will be something I am keeping my eye on. Minnesota is currently top/bottom six in turnovers per game (16.3). If they protect more of their own possessions, they will at least have a chance to shoot themselves out of their collective shooting slump, as evidenced by their 28.7% 3P%. That’s good for 27th in the league, just above the Thunder and Lakers. Yikes.
- The biggest concern, out of a long list, was the lack of energy and sense of urgency. By my unofficial count, I’ve only seen the Wolves really “step on the gas” five times this season: Out of the blocks in each of the first three games, late in the Jazz game to send it to OT, and the fourth quarter of the second Thunder game. That’s way too low for a team that still has so much else to figure out. It’s understandable to have flubs with X’s and O’s on both ends of the court, but it’s not understandable to shrug your shoulders and lightly jog back on defense during the first five games of the season. Who’s going to step up in the PatBev/Vando way of hustling out on the court?
- Is Jeremy Sochan really the next coming of Jarred Vanderbilt aka Dennis Rodman? His hustle and energy was fun to watch out there, if fun means tearing up over missing one of your favorite players from last season. It’s rare for a 19-year-old rookie to be effective for two games straight against the same opponent, so let’s see if he can keep it up for round two.
- Rudy Gobert gets revenge on his European nemesis, Jakob Pöltl. Gobzilla puts Jakob into foul trouble early before finishing him off with a monster dunk. Rudy then shoots a plasma beam out of his mouth, ripping a hole into the roof of Target Center. That’s on your dime, Glen Taylor.
- The points leader for the game will be D’Angelo Russell, who scores a season-high 32 points. There will be a 20-comment long thread debating the dollar amount and length of a potential D’Lo extension. Consensus will not happen.
- Ant & KAT share a bucket of Popeyes chicken during their postgame presser.
BREAKING— YoLeo (@Y0Leo) October 25, 2022
Leaked photograph surfaces of Timberwolves center Karl-Anthony Towns eating barbeque chicken mid-game during a blowout loss to the Utah Jazz. Towns targeted teammate Anthony Edwards for eating Popeyes Chicken in the postgame body shaming rant. pic.twitter.com/dcVEUNzvYA
- Wolves 121, Spurs 105.