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Canis Pulsus - Vol. 22: Quarterly Report 1

It’s been tough sledding through the first part of the season. How scathing will the first quarterly report of the season be?

Naughty, naughty, Timberwolves! Judging by the game report cards during this first quarter of the season, it looks like they’ve been quite the procrastinators.

Welcome to Canis Pulsus Vol. 22!

For those of you who have been ignoring this series (for good reason, no offence taken) — Canis Pulsus is designed to give our Canis Hoopus community a published voice.

A pulse, if you will.

We all know that if CH occupied all seats of the Minnesota Timberwolves front office, we would be celebrating our 34th consecutive championship this year. So now is your time to be the teacher/professor/my mom. How would you grade the performances of each member of the Minnesota Timberwolves?

It’s a simple concept, really. Just submit your vote as honestly or sarcastically as you would like. All individual submissions will remain anonymous so no one will know if you were the one voter who gave Bryn Forbes an A+ grade. Once the polls close, the results as a whole will be published on Canis Hoopus and (in theory) be snail mailed to everyone’s parents.

Canis Pulsus Vol. 22 - Quarterly Report 1

Vote link:

*Voting ends Friday, 12/2*

  1. Grade each player’s performance so far this season.
  2. Grade the coaching staff’s performance so far this season.
  3. Grade the front office’s performance so far this season.
  4. Grade ownership’s performance so far this season.
  5. Will the Timberwolves make the play-in tournament?
  6. Will the Timberwolves make the playoffs?
  7. With 1/4 of the season over, my feelings on the direction of the Timberwolves are...
  8. What do you hope the Timberwolves accomplish during the next quarter of the season the MOST?

Previous Canis Pulsus Results:

Canis Pulsus Vol. 1 - NBA Draft Edition
Canis Pulsus Vol. 2 - Offseason Edition
Canis Pulsus Vol. 3 - Season Prediction Edition
Canis Pulsus Vol. 4 - Quarterly Report
Canis Pulsus Vol. 5 - Coaching Change Edition
Canis Pulsus Vol. 6 - First Semester Grades
Canis Pulsus Vol. 7 - 3rd Quarter Report
Canis Pulsus Vol. 8 - Hoopus Awards
Canis Pulsus Vol. 9 - Final Grades and Awards
Canis Pulsus Vol. X - 2021 NBA Draft & Free Agency Edition
Canis Pulsus Vol. XI - Ben Simmons Edition
Canis Pulsus Vol. XII - ‘21-’22 Predictions
Canis Pulsus Vol. XIII - Quarterly Report 1
Canis Pulsus Vol. XIV - Semester 1 Report Cards
Canis Pulsus Vol. XV - Trade Deadline Reactions
Canis Pulsus Vol. XVI - Quarterly Report 3 Results
Canis Pulsus Vol. XVII - Final Report Cards
Canis Pulsus Vol. XVIII - Memories Edition
Canis Pulsus Vol. XIX - Tim Connelly Edition
Canis Pulsus Vol. XX - 2022 Offseason Reactions
Canis Pulsus Vol. 21 - Wolves Predictions