Canis Pulsus
Canis Pulsus Vol. 26 - ‘22-’23 Timberwolves Memories & Awards Results
What were your favorite Timberwolves memories & player awards you would hand out? From favorite games to storylines, let’s review the results.
Canis Pulsus Vol. 26 - ‘22-’23 Memories & Awards
Relive some of your favorite games & moments from the season, and tell us who you think deserves the end of season awards.
Canis Pulsus - Vol. 25 - Semester 2 Report Card Results
Which players propped the ‘22-’23 Wolves up to a 2.75 GPA? Who dragged them down? Let’s take a look at our final regular season report cards.
Canis Pulsus - Vol. 25: Semester 2 Report Card
The Wolves pre-postseason is officially over, so that means it’s time to submit your grades. What does your report card look like?
Canis Pulsus - Vol. 24 - Quarterly Report & Trade Grades Results
You, as the judge & jury, have determined the Timberwolves worthy of a 3.03 grade point average! It appears the Wolves are, in fact, back!
Canis Pulsus - Vol. 24: Quarterly Report & Trade Grades
We’ve officially eclipsed the 3⁄4 mark of the season. That means it’s time for you to update your grades!
Canis Pulsus - Vol. 23 - First Semester Report Card Results
Who were the high achievers? Who were the slackers? Let’s take a look at the first semester report cards.
Canis Pulsus - Vol. 23: Semester 1 Report Card
The Timberwolves have gone 10-11 in their last 21 games, putting them at a grand total of 20-21 halfway through the season. How would you grade their performances?
Canis Pulsus - Vol. 22 Results
The Wolves accumulated a 2.29 GPA in their first progress report. Let’s see who were the overachievers and who were the slackers.
Canis Pulsus - Vol. 22: Quarterly Report 1
It’s been tough sledding through the first part of the season. How scathing will the first quarterly report of the season be?
Canis Pulsus - Vol. 21 Results - Wolves Predictions
The votes are in and it looks like the Timberwolves are destined for their best season in 18 years!
Canis Pulsus - Vol. 21: 2022-23 Season Predictions
In the KG edition of Canis Pulsus, Canis Hoopus wants to hear your predictions for the upcoming Minnesota Timberwolves season.
Canis Pulsus - Vol. XX Results
Do Tim Connelly & Co. know what they’re doing? Take a look at what the comments section thinks!
Canis Pulsus - Vol. XX: 2022 Offseason Reactions
What are your reactions to the Timberwolves offseason transactions so far this summer?
Canis Pulsus - Vol. XIX Results
It appears that Tim Connelly was a 2.97 basketball executive in Denver. Was that enough to crack the top five list?
Canis Pulsus - Vol. XIX: Tim Connelly Edition
Nothing like judging our new basketball operations overload before his first day on the job!
Canis Pulsus - Vol. XVIII Results
Relive some of the fans favorite moments from a wildly successful season.
Canis Pulsus - Vol. XVIII: Memories Edition
We could all use a little walk down memory lane to brighten our spirits!
Canis Pulsus - Vol. XVII Results
The final grades of the regular season are in! Did your Wolves pass or fail?
Canis Pulsus - Vol. XVII: Final Report Cards
How would you grade a 7th seed with their best win-loss total since 4 years ago?
Canis Pulsus - Vol. XVI Results
The New Wolves must have gotten some tutoring because their progress report is showing at least a 3.0.
Canis Pulsus - Vol. XV: Trade Deadline Reactions
The Wolves may have stayed quiet, but the rest of the league didn’t. What are your reactions to moves around the league?
Canis Pulsus - Vol. XIV Results
First semester grades are finally in and the Wolves earn themselves a 2.75 GPA.
Canis Pulsus - Vol. XIV: Semester 1 Report Cards
How did the Timberwolves hold up through the first half of the season? Let’s discuss.
Canis Pulsus - Vol. XIII Results
The Canis Hoopus collective have submitted their first report cards of the season.
Canis Pulsus - Vol. XIII: Quarterly Report 1
Break out your red pens. It’s time for progress reports of our Wolves!
Canis Pulsus Vol. XII - Results
The Canis Hoopus comments section have officially spoken - The Timberwolves will be your 2022 NBA champions!
Canis Pulsus - Vol. XII: ‘21-’22 Predictions Edition
Submit your annual Canis Hoopus predictions ballot now!
Canis Pulsus Vol. XI - Results
Ben Simmons isn’t here (yet), but CH’s collective opinion on him is!
Canis Pulsus - Vol. XI: Ben Simmons Edition
What time does Big Ben show? What do you see?
Canis Pulsus Vol. X - Results
The results are in!