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Canis Pulsus Vol. 28 - 2023-24 NBA Season Predictions Results

The Wolves fanbase have gathered for their fourth season of preseason thoughts. The results may be shocking, or completely predictable.

Canis Pulsus Vol. 28 - 2023-24 NBA Season Predictions

It’s time for the Canis Hoopus community to come back together and let their voice be heard on the twenty-eighth edition of Canis Pulsus.

Canis Pulsus Vol. 27 - 2023 Offseason Edition Results

Optimism is back for Wolves fans as the collective hive mind has spoken: Keep the core together and build on their previous success.

Canis Pulsus Vol. 27 - 2023 Offseason Edition

The NBA draft and free agency is less than two weeks away. What do you hope the Timberwolves accomplish?

Canis Pulsus Vol. 26 - ‘22-’23 Timberwolves Memories & Awards Results

What were your favorite Timberwolves memories & player awards you would hand out? From favorite games to storylines, let’s review the results.

Canis Pulsus Vol. 26 - ‘22-’23 Memories & Awards

Relive some of your favorite games & moments from the season, and tell us who you think deserves the end of season awards.

Canis Pulsus - Vol. 25 - Semester 2 Report Card Results

Which players propped the ‘22-’23 Wolves up to a 2.75 GPA? Who dragged them down? Let’s take a look at our final regular season report cards.

Canis Pulsus - Vol. 25: Semester 2 Report Card

The Wolves pre-postseason is officially over, so that means it’s time to submit your grades. What does your report card look like?

Canis Pulsus - Vol. 24 - Quarterly Report & Trade Grades Results

You, as the judge & jury, have determined the Timberwolves worthy of a 3.03 grade point average! It appears the Wolves are, in fact, back!

Canis Pulsus - Vol. 24: Quarterly Report & Trade Grades

We’ve officially eclipsed the 3⁄4 mark of the season. That means it’s time for you to update your grades!

Canis Pulsus - Vol. 23 - First Semester Report Card Results

Who were the high achievers? Who were the slackers? Let’s take a look at the first semester report cards.

Canis Pulsus - Vol. 23: Semester 1 Report Card

The Timberwolves have gone 10-11 in their last 21 games, putting them at a grand total of 20-21 halfway through the season. How would you grade their performances?

Canis Pulsus - Vol. 22 Results

The Wolves accumulated a 2.29 GPA in their first progress report. Let’s see who were the overachievers and who were the slackers.

Canis Pulsus - Vol. 22: Quarterly Report 1

It’s been tough sledding through the first part of the season. How scathing will the first quarterly report of the season be?

Canis Pulsus - Vol. 21 Results - Wolves Predictions

The votes are in and it looks like the Timberwolves are destined for their best season in 18 years!

Canis Pulsus - Vol. 21: 2022-23 Season Predictions

In the KG edition of Canis Pulsus, Canis Hoopus wants to hear your predictions for the upcoming Minnesota Timberwolves season.

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XX Results

Do Tim Connelly & Co. know what they’re doing? Take a look at what the comments section thinks!

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XX: 2022 Offseason Reactions

What are your reactions to the Timberwolves offseason transactions so far this summer?

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XIX Results

It appears that Tim Connelly was a 2.97 basketball executive in Denver. Was that enough to crack the top five list?

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XIX: Tim Connelly Edition

Nothing like judging our new basketball operations overload before his first day on the job!

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XVIII Results

Relive some of the fans favorite moments from a wildly successful season.

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XVIII: Memories Edition

We could all use a little walk down memory lane to brighten our spirits!

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XVII Results

The final grades of the regular season are in! Did your Wolves pass or fail?

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XVII: Final Report Cards

How would you grade a 7th seed with their best win-loss total since 4 years ago?

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XVI Results

The New Wolves must have gotten some tutoring because their progress report is showing at least a 3.0.

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XV Results

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XV: Trade Deadline Reactions

The Wolves may have stayed quiet, but the rest of the league didn’t. What are your reactions to moves around the league?

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XIV Results

First semester grades are finally in and the Wolves earn themselves a 2.75 GPA.

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XIV: Semester 1 Report Cards

How did the Timberwolves hold up through the first half of the season? Let’s discuss.

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XIII Results

The Canis Hoopus collective have submitted their first report cards of the season.

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XIII: Quarterly Report 1

Break out your red pens. It’s time for progress reports of our Wolves!

Canis Pulsus Vol. XII - Results

The Canis Hoopus comments section have officially spoken - The Timberwolves will be your 2022 NBA champions!