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Canis Pulsus - Vol. 23 - First Semester Report Card Results

Who were the high achievers? Who were the slackers? Let’s take a look at the first semester report cards.

Canis Pulsus - Vol. 23: Semester 1 Report Card

The Timberwolves have gone 10-11 in their last 21 games, putting them at a grand total of 20-21 halfway through the season. How would you grade their performances?

Canis Pulsus - Vol. 22 Results

The Wolves accumulated a 2.29 GPA in their first progress report. Let’s see who were the overachievers and who were the slackers.

Canis Pulsus - Vol. 22: Quarterly Report 1

It’s been tough sledding through the first part of the season. How scathing will the first quarterly report of the season be?

Canis Pulsus - Vol. 21 Results - Wolves Predictions

The votes are in and it looks like the Timberwolves are destined for their best season in 18 years!

Canis Pulsus - Vol. 21: 2022-23 Season Predictions

In the KG edition of Canis Pulsus, Canis Hoopus wants to hear your predictions for the upcoming Minnesota Timberwolves season.

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XX Results

Do Tim Connelly & Co. know what they’re doing? Take a look at what the comments section thinks!

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XX: 2022 Offseason Reactions

What are your reactions to the Timberwolves offseason transactions so far this summer?

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XIX Results

It appears that Tim Connelly was a 2.97 basketball executive in Denver. Was that enough to crack the top five list?

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XIX: Tim Connelly Edition

Nothing like judging our new basketball operations overload before his first day on the job!

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XVIII Results

Relive some of the fans favorite moments from a wildly successful season.

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XVIII: Memories Edition

We could all use a little walk down memory lane to brighten our spirits!

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XVII Results

The final grades of the regular season are in! Did your Wolves pass or fail?

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XVII: Final Report Cards

How would you grade a 7th seed with their best win-loss total since 4 years ago?

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XVI Results

The New Wolves must have gotten some tutoring because their progress report is showing at least a 3.0.

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XV Results

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XV: Trade Deadline Reactions

The Wolves may have stayed quiet, but the rest of the league didn’t. What are your reactions to moves around the league?

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XIV Results

First semester grades are finally in and the Wolves earn themselves a 2.75 GPA.

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XIV: Semester 1 Report Cards

How did the Timberwolves hold up through the first half of the season? Let’s discuss.

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XIII Results

The Canis Hoopus collective have submitted their first report cards of the season.

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XIII: Quarterly Report 1

Break out your red pens. It’s time for progress reports of our Wolves!

Canis Pulsus Vol. XII - Results

The Canis Hoopus comments section have officially spoken - The Timberwolves will be your 2022 NBA champions!

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XII: ‘21-’22 Predictions Edition

Submit your annual Canis Hoopus predictions ballot now!

Canis Pulsus Vol. XI - Results

Ben Simmons isn’t here (yet), but CH’s collective opinion on him is!

Canis Pulsus - Vol. XI: Ben Simmons Edition

What time does Big Ben show? What do you see?

Canis Pulsus Vol. X - Results

The results are in!

Canis Pulsus - Vol. X: 2021 NBA Draft & Free Agency Edition

Season 2 of Canis Pulsus is now underway!

Canis Pulsus Vol. 9 - Results

The Canis hivemind have released their ‘20-’21 year-end grades and awards.

Canis Pulsus - Vol. 9

The offseason is officially upon us, which means it’s time to reflect on the 2020-21 season.

Canis Pulsus Vol. 8 - Hoopus Awards

The nominations are in and it’s time to vote for your 2021 Hoopus Award winners!

Canis Pulsus - Vol. 7 Results

Wolves get off academic probation with a 2.24 GPA at the 3 quarter mark!

Canis Pulsus - Vol. 7

We return for our 3rd quarter progress reports.